Professor Pomm Wants You! Professor Pomm, otherwise known as the Emperial Pomegranate, is based off of my best friend. As such, all of these 'Pommisms' are things she Actually says. :D

Today my friend and I read a comic where the punchline was "you'll have to excuse my bitter x." and we were laughing about it, and then I'm like "lol. X is a number" and my friend laughed, and then I'm like "...wait..." and she's like "OMG!" XD